Bear & Cat Talk

Cat: Is your new breast pump heavy?
Bear: It's ok la.. It's only heavier when I put the cooler bag with the frozen ice pack and the storage bottles with milk inside..
Cat: Oh? Why?
Bear: Eh.. 4 bottles of milk plus a n ice pack wor...
Cat: Hmm.. Isn't it the same? After you pump out your milk then you'll feel lighter and the weight goes into your bottles..
Bear: Huh?? Then do you feel lighter after you pee???
Cat: (Signature cheeky smile) Maybe?!?!

Ya, we still do stupid talks..

Bear & Cat Talk

I woke up at 6am in the morning to prepare dinner for the night before leaving to office.

Me: U are lucky to have a wife like me who is willing to cook for you!
EG: U are lucky to have a husband like me who is willing to eat whatever that you cook!

:P

OK la it takes two hands to clap. :)

Bear & Cat Talk

Bear: Eh Cat, when is the last day for us to submit our tax filing thingy?
Cat: I think it's 31st of April.
Bear: .... ?! Cat, I give you another chance to tell your answer again. When is the last day?
Cat: I don't know, I think it's 31st of April. No meh?

Bear: ...........................

Cat: Oh, 30th of April. There's no 31st in April hor?

Bear: ...............................

*It has been a while since we do our stupid talk. I hope I'll have more to write about. :)

Bear & Cat Talk

Bear asked Cat to buy back a loaf of bread when Cat went out. When Cat came back, Cat stepped out of the car happily...

Cat: Bear! You wouldn't believe it! Today 7-11 has promotion! You buy 1 loaf of bread, they free you potato chips..!

Bear: ...... (still processing, after 5 seconds) Yeah right!

Cat: Bear, really! Why u don't believe me? (with the famous cheeky grin)

Bear: Because the potato chips cost more than the bread your stupid CAT.... =.=

PS: Potato chips are strictly prohibited in Bear's house, but Cat finished half of them while watching LOTR before sleep. Bad Cat.... Fat Cat!

Bear & Cat Talk

This has to be written in Chinese then only it'll sound funny, else it wouldn't make any sense.... So for those who can't read Chinese, sorry... =)

Bear: Eh Cat, 你知道吗，有一种baby blanket 可以用来带贝比从医院回家。那天我们在医院看到，remember?
Cat: 哪个不是毛巾么？
Bear: 不是，它可以从头抱到脚的，很可爱的咧。。。
Cat: 什么shape的？三角形？四角形？五角形？六角形？
Bear: 我不知道咧。。。 我也没有看过。。。btw, 人家通常讲四方形，不是四角形。
Cat: Why咧？这样。。。是五方形？
Bear: 不是。。 不是。。 是五角形。。。
Cat: Huh why...?
Bear: 因为四方形是 square 嘛。。。 华语 - 方 means square。。。
Cat: 啊。。。 This is so confusing... so, it's 四方形，五角形，六方形，七角形？
Bear: Err... 其实我也不知道。。。
Cat: 这样你应该是 “猪脚形”。。。 哈哈哈哈！
Bear: =.= .... 你的华语最近很厉害ho...
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Cat: (**with cheeky grin**) Eh Bear, 有没有两角形的？
Bear: =.= 。。。 不要吵啦。。。

Bear & Cat Talk

On one fine Saturday, while Bear is cooking lunch...

Cat: Bear, your fridge very messy. Let me tidy it up for u...

Bear: OK!

...After 15 minutes....

Cat: Done!

Bear: (Looked into the fridge) Gosh, my fridge is so empty now!

Cat: Yeah, I have "defragged" your fridge for you....

Bear: =.=... And what's my kiwi doing up there with the eggs?!

Cat: It's Dinasaur's egg... with hair!! Kekeke!!

Bear: Very funny... so the one next to it is the Ostrich's egg?

Bear & Cat Talk

Life has been very busy and stressful. Bear & Cat now work in the same company so they take heavy breakfast at cafe sometimes together, and will skip lunch and use lunch time to sort out things.

Last week after office hour
Bear & Cat skipped lunch.
Bear: Cat, are you hungry?
Cat: Not really. I ate something during tea time.
Bear: Really?! Why never call me...
Cat: Err... I just went down to grab a piece cake.
Bear: =.=
Cat: But I was sceptical and checking out if the Bear is in the cafe too.. I look see look see no bear, faster buy something and run back to my cube. **LOL**
Bear: STUPID!

Yesterday Lunch Time
Cat: Today I'm very full. Let's skip lunch.
Bear: OK.
Cat: Are u hungry?
Bear: A bit, but I think still OK la.
Cat: Maybe later we go eat tea time la.
Bear: See la, if I'm busy.

After work
Bear: Cat, did u take tea time?
Cat: Ya I did.
Bear: Really?! Why never call me? What did u eat?
Cat: Err.... I ate the blue pulut with Kaya.
Bear: Why never call me!! I iz hungwee.....
Cat: Err... Actually hor... I got something else to tell u... actually hor... After we came back just now, I went to cafe and wanted to grab something. Then I see still got fried rice, so I tapao fried rice with some omelette.
Bear: HUH... HOW COULD YOU?! And you never call me..?!
Cat: *laughing all the way*.. I tot u said u are not hungry... I never thought they have left over fried rice (explaining, explaining)
Bear: HMPH! And now I am very hungry now. I am going to cook a lot tonight. I'll do an egg for myself.
Cat: Bear U are so funny! Oh, Egg again? This week we ate quite a bit of eggs.
Bear: I never say I wanna cook for u.. You got omelette already during lunch.
Cat: Huh......?!.... Please.......
Bear: NO WAY! :P

Bear & Cat Talk

Bear came back from her friend nursery and tuition center opening.

Bear: Eh, Cat! Kids these days are very smart man... Their IQ questions are tough.
Cat: Really? Like what?
Bear: OK, let me ask you. How many different sexes that Moses brought up to the ark before the flood came?
Cat: Eh Moses had no ark la, it was Noah la...
Bear: Haha stupid Cat, you're quite smart ar...
Cat: Of course! You mean you don't know the answer....?!
Bear: -.-....

---------- One Day Later ----------

Bear: Eh Cat, ask you, a black guy and a white lady gave birth to a baby. What's the color of the baby's teeth?
Cat: White la
Bear: Baby has no teeth laaaaa..... Hahahaha
Cat: Hahaha... U know what, as long as I have you in the house, I don't really need a TV....
Bear: -.-....

Bear & Cat Talk

Bear and Cat were reading some posts in a forum... A girl wrote that she was too tired and she rested her head on the hubby's shoulder while he was driving, and the hubby drove with one hand with another free hand holding her hand.

Cat: Wahhhh.... So Sweet!!!!
Bear: Ya lo... U never do that to me also...!!!
Cat: Hahahaha....
Bear: Oh I know already, You can't do that because... U know why??
Cat: Why?
Bear: (Trying to be smart) Because you're not driving an auto car!! You're driving a manual car so you have no free hand to hold my hand!! Right...?
Cat: (Showing cheeky face) No no dear.. U know why... Coz you're too small size and you won't be able to rest on my shoulder in my car... And maybe that fella drives a smaller car like Kancil leh...
Bear: -_-"
Cat: Do you agree? Do you agree?
Bear: NOOOOOO
Cat: Hahahaha... Is it funny? Is it funny???
Bear: NOOOOOOO
Cat: IT IS FUNNY laaa.....

*FAINT*. Stupid Cat.

Bear & Cat Talk

On the way to work everyday, Bear and Cat will drive through some nice and big bangalows.

Bear: Can you imagine us staying in these big houses? I mean just two of us... The house is so huge... We might even get lost inside the house.
Cat: Ya...
Bear: Imagine if I have to call you on handphone asked "Oi, where are u? Time for dinner..."
Cat: Haha.. Ya then I'll tell you I am on the 4th floor, go straight the 3rd corridor and turn left to the 5th room or something like that.
Bear: Ya, then I'll ask you "So what time u coming for dinner?"
Cat: And I'll say "Ok ok, I'll reach after 20 minutes. Do you need me to bring anything over like a plate or a pot?" Hahahaha
Bear: Stupid....
Cat: Am I funny? Am I funny??
Bear: -_-"

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Bear: (Excited) Hey Cat, do you know what day is today?
Cat: (With bored face) Wednesday....
Bear: NOOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG!!!!
Cat: (Got smarter, looked at the watch) Oh I know.. I have been prisoned for two months by a fat BEAR!!
Bear: -_-"
Cat: Hahahahaha!!!

Note: It's our two months wedding anniversary. :P

Cat & Bear Talk

Cat: (While washing dishes in kitchen) Bear, so today where did you bring your US colleagues for lunch?
Bear: (Replying emails in the next room) Oh, since they're vegetarians, we brought them to Tan Hsiang for Chinese vegetarian.
Cat: Tan Hsiang ah... Is it the one beside CCOP one?
Bear: Where is CCOP?
Cat: The one beside Tan Hsiang la...
Bear: What the f***... What you talking....
Cat: **Laughing** What's wrong?!
Bear: It's like you asked me where is Chung Hua, i tell you it's next to St. Joe. And you ask me where is St. Joe, i tell you it's next to Chung Hua... What the toot you talking man....
Cat: **Laughing till losing breathe** Do you know that you're very funny?!
Bear: WHAT SO FUNNY?!!

Note: CCOP - Charismatic Church of Penang

Bear & Cat Talk

Cat always says the Bear has a lot of funny sound effect. After some time, the Cat got influenced as well.

Cat: Do u know there's another bus crash incident and caused the loss of another life?
Bear: Yah, I read about that. Where is it ar?
Cat: It's near Kelantan there.
Bear: Maybe we should think about our plan to take bus down to KL at the end of September for Papakochan's wedding.
Cat: No, don't take bus... Let's just drive down to KL.
Bear: Oh if you're willing to drive then it's better. More convenient ma. I scared tired only.
Cat: Can la... We drive down la.. [Doing the driving action] Onk onk onk onk onk...
Bear: Hehe... Ei Cat, why is driving sound onk onk onk??
Cat: [Grinning] I don't know leh....
Bear: Cat, the driving got onk onk sound, is it because the steering spoilt already?
Cat: [Started laughing] Maybe the absorber spoilt la... Hahahahaha....

Bear & Cat Talk

The Bear was accompanying The Cat to the bank to withdraw some money from the ATM machine.

Cat: Did you realize that everytime when we take money from ATM machine, your ATM card will come out first then only followed by the money?
Bear: Ya hor...
Cat: Don't understand why they want to do this. Why can't the money come out first, then only the ATM card?
Bear: Maybe they want to make sure you remember to take the ATM card.
Cat: Hmm?
Bear: Ya, because you'll never forget to take your money. So your card should come out first before your money so that you won't forget to take your card.
Cat: Ya hor! Bear why are you so smart today?! I never know you can be so smart!!
Bear: Hey com'on. I was a Business Analyst before. I drew process flows! Duh~!!

The Cat was hungry. The Bear was preparing to cook a simple fried omelets with ham as an extra dish for dinner.

Cat: <Beating the eggs & adding soy sauce into the beaten eggs>
Bear: Eeee? How do you know you should put soy sauce into eggs?
Cat: Of course I know la... It makes the eggs taste saltier and nicer.
Bear: I thought you won't know since you don't cook...
Cat: Com'on. I know more things that you don't know.
Bear: Yeah right. You don't know about the ATM machine.
Cat: Yah except that one since I was never a BA! Sometimes you can be quite smart also.
Bear: OK, enough. Shut up!