Monday, September 22, 2008

Bear & Cat Talk

Bear came back from her friend nursery and tuition center opening.

Bear: Eh, Cat! Kids these days are very smart man... Their IQ questions are tough.
Cat: Really? Like what?
Bear: OK, let me ask you. How many different sexes that Moses brought up to the ark before the flood came?
Cat: Eh Moses had no ark la, it was Noah la...
Bear: Haha stupid Cat, you're quite smart ar...
Cat: Of course! You mean you don't know the answer....?!
Bear: -.-....

---------- One Day Later ----------

Bear: Eh Cat, ask you, a black guy and a white lady gave birth to a baby. What's the color of the baby's teeth?
Cat: White la
Bear: Baby has no teeth laaaaa..... Hahahaha
Cat: Hahaha... U know what, as long as I have you in the house, I don't really need a TV....
Bear: -.-....

4 comments:

Chris said...

Hahaha I asked Jan the baby and teeth question and I caught her as well...hahaha...

pENguiN~ said...

Funny right?! I can imagine Jan's face when you told her the answer.. Should try one day on Boon tat too :P

little prince's mummy said...

I love the baby's teeth joke... suppose to b a joke rite? hahahaha

pENguiN~ said...

Ya it's supposed to be a joke, but it's truth as well! :P